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Post by The Angry Building on Apr 17, 2009 5:29:25 GMT -5
Grab this image: i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/Ragingtowers/12395598628.jpgI didn't make it, I stole it from 7chan... Then make your plan for the zombie apocalypse! Can be either funny or serious. Don't get super serious face about it and talk about how people's plans are dumb ( Lookin at you Chez...) Heres mine:  Location: Roanoke, Va (hometown) Stronghold: Zordon's Command Center Vehicle: Jetpack (Jetpack highfive!) Soundtrack: Andrew W.K. - I Get Wet Spraytag: Dead Set Eye Logo Head: Gas mask Body: Leather Armor Primary: R700 (Calm down Ark..) Secondary: IMI Jericho 941 (Space Cowboy Style) Melee: Dragon Dagger Inventory 1: Ramen Inventory 2: Guinness Inventory 3: Pokeball (Wild Missingno appeared!) Inventory 4: Purell ( Ewww zombie germs!) Inventory 5: Zune Inventory 6: Spray Can Sidekick: Shortround (You cheat docta jones!) Final Boss: Cerberus Last words: "Hey guys...Look No SmoOOOHH GOD!!" |
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Post by Arkangel™ on Apr 17, 2009 8:47:42 GMT -5
Yay for Remington
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Post by Sniper Fox on Apr 17, 2009 13:19:15 GMT -5
 Location: Salina, KS (Hometown) Stronghold: Targetland Vehicle: Armored Vehicle Soundtrack: Type O Negative - Dead Again Spraytag: Zombie Vault Boy Head: Gas Mask Body: Cool jacket/ hoodie and pocket pants. Inventory 1: Purell Hand Sanitizer Inventory 2: Campbells Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup Inventory 3: Fiji Water Inventory 4: Dimebag w/ attachable Phillie Blunt Inventory 5: Zune Inventory 6: First Aid Kit Sidekick: Danny Tanner Final Boss: Randall Flagg from Stephen King's The StandLast words: "These niggas is crazyyy!!!" |
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Post by Wesker_fan on Apr 17, 2009 16:19:27 GMT -5
I'd just like to say that both of your sidekicks are awesome.  Location: Cedar Rapids, Iowa Stronghold: Planet X Fun Center (Not only does it have LASER TAG, but it's structurally secure and it's next almost every kind of building you'd need.) Vehicle: Megazord Soundtrack: In a Heartbeat - John Murphy Spraytag: Just some random drawing I came up with. It's not really supposed to be anything. Head: SWAT helmet and mask. Body: SWAT vest and cargo pants. Inventory 1: First Aid Kit Inventory 2: Flashlight Inventory 3: Bike Inventory 4: Noise-canceling headphones. Inventory 5: iPod Inventory 6: For me, that's bug spray. Sidekick: CAPTAIN FUCKING MACMILLAN Final Boss: Cool Face Last words: "Maybe they just need love. I'm gonna go give that one a big hug!" |
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Post by stealth-killer on Apr 17, 2009 16:19:39 GMT -5
 Location: Syracuse, NY (Hometown) Stronghold: Castle Grayskull Vehicle: Batmobile Soundtrack: All That Remains- The Fall of Ideals Spraytag: Totally Not a Spy Head: gas mask and shit Body: whatever the hell Issac wear's in Dead Space Primary: G36C Secondary: Deagle Melee: the fucking Sword of Grayskull (I HAVE THE POWER) Inventory 1: DS Inventory 2: POKEDEX Inventory 3: Dasani water Inventory 4: Camera Inventory 5: Zune Inventory 6: First Aid Kit Sidekick: mutha fuckin' Dan Hibiki Final Boss: Seth (set on Hardest difficulty of course) Last words: Oh my god guys. I'm so sorry for what's about to happen right now (people that play L4D with me would probably understand) |
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Post by Wesker_fan on Apr 18, 2009 15:24:53 GMT -5
Is anyone else gonna make one?
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Post by Pablo-R.P.D. on Apr 18, 2009 16:08:50 GMT -5
i will soon!  |
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Post by Lost Remnant on Apr 20, 2009 0:00:04 GMT -5
 Location: Oklahoma City, Ok Stronghold: Stevie’s Liquor (Next to a grocery store and close to a hardware store for barricades. Plus MOZELTOVS MOTHAFUCKA!) Vehicle: The Fallout 2 car (zombies can suck my radiation.) Soundtrack: As I Lay Dying-Frail Words Collapse Spraytag: Lambda Symbol. Hopefully this doesn’t spawn headcrab zombies. Head: Gas mask Body: Light body armor with pants with SO MANY POCKETS! THINK OF ALL THE SHIT I CAN STEAL! Primary: AK47 with scope Secondary: Glock 17 Longslide Melee: Trench Knife Inventory 1: Smokes (for trading) Inventory 2: Nintendo DS Inventory 3: Goldfish Inventory 4: epinephrine (For when I need to flip the fuck out and kill everything in the most riduclous way possible. Jason Statham approved.) Inventory 5: Zune Inventory 6: Spray Can Sidekick: HK-47. His dream of killing all meatbags will finally come true. Final Boss: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! Last words: "I DON’T WANT TO GO TO THE FUCKING FAIR!” |
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Teh Chez
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Post by Teh Chez on Apr 21, 2009 22:59:02 GMT -5
Heh heh heh..... Unfortunately the picture thingy isn't an option right now. Blasted infernal machine and the drug known as the interwebz! I'd like to take my two handed mace to this bucket of bolts.... However that would deprive me of my fix.....
Location: Behind the couch.
Stronghold: The Town of Springfield
Vehicle: Scooty Puff Jr.
Soundtrack: Through The Eyes of The Dead Malice
Spraytag: CHEESE!
Head: Ballistic helmet with favorite hat tucked underneath and Zippo tucked into head band.
Body: Shooter's vest, CC (concealed carry) jeans, belt, boots, special bandana, and kevlar underpants.
Primary: (Contents of the gun locker, a little something for every job)
Secondary: (Contents of the gun locker, a little something for every job)
Melee: (Contents of closet, tomahawk being common choice)
Inventory 1: Ammunition/spare mags/ammunition carrier
Inventory 2: Key ring with everything on it.
Inventory 3: Backpack (four extra item spaces biatches!)
Inventory 4: Trauma bag.
Inventory 5: Flashlight
Inventory 6: GPS
Inventory 7: Radio
Inventory 8: Bag of homemade trail mix
Inventory 9: Rambo's survival knife with blowup doll inside
Inventory 10: Canteen
Sidekick: Ghandi
Final Boss: Tanner (You're going down turkey...)
Last words (before vocal cords are ripped out): "Shut that bitch up before I go over there and fuck start her head!"
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Post by Wesker_fan on Apr 28, 2009 21:52:21 GMT -5
I will destroy you.
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Teh Chez
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Post by Teh Chez on Apr 29, 2009 18:38:59 GMT -5
Isn't that what every final boss says before they're defeated? Maybe I should have brought a lazer bear along as a sidekick. Then all your base belong to me.
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Post by Wesker_fan on Apr 29, 2009 18:47:07 GMT -5
Isn't that the attitude that every hero has before he gets defeated by the final boss for the first time? You don't get any restarts, motherfucker.
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Teh Chez
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Post by Teh Chez on Apr 30, 2009 5:33:11 GMT -5
Isn't that the attitude that every hero has before he gets defeated by the final boss for the first time? You don't get any restarts, motherfucker. Maybe. Then hero stomps final boss, escapes massive explosion, rides off into sunset with significant other, and gets dragged into the sequel. That's canon biatch! Not to mention I don't need any restarts. If I were you I'd trade in the giant robot for a death star and that crowbar for a sword that can summon demons from hell. Since in traditional cheesy action hero format: "I'm going to burn your little play house to the ground and shove that sword so far up you're hind quarters you will be effectively turned into a Popsicle."  BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! |
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Post by Wesker_fan on Apr 30, 2009 7:36:07 GMT -5
That giant robot is the MEGAZORD thank you very much!
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Post by Eric on Apr 30, 2009 23:05:18 GMT -5
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[M:-4000]
