1. Was 90% deaf until age 4.
2. Was thought mentally handicapped until age 4, people don't like the deaf apparently.
3. Is proven that if given enough steroids in a single dose, will hallucinate like a motherfucker.
4. Needs steroids to combat a life long illness that pops up now and again.
5. Owns an AK47.
6. Oddly enough, owns said AK47 and doesn't like NASCAR one bit. Absurd right?
7. Once got into a bathtub full of broken glass at age 7.
8. Is a bit of a pyromaniac.
9. Sleeps in a room that is possibly haunted.
10. Once drew a picture of a tank destroying a suburban neighborhood in elementary school and called in for a meeting by that teacher.
Bullshit facts:
1. Totally blew that teachers house up with a tank. It was awesome.
2. Is the reason why Atlantis is no longer around.
3. The character of Jack Bauer is actually based off me.
4. Eats glass shards.
5. Fights off Ninja’s on a daily basis.
6. IS a Ninja.
7. Knows where to find all the lost treasures of the world.
8. Is jacked into the Matrix.
9. Knows the truth about Area 51.
10. Made a bullshit facts list just to be retarded. (Crap, this one is true.)
