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Post by The Angry Building on Jul 1, 2008 3:37:07 GMT -5
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Post by Ayen on Jul 1, 2008 3:59:44 GMT -5
This belong on my personal Metal Gear board I think. ^_^ LOL! I love where it talks about Big Boss sex drive and to have the perfect soldier he was given no penis. No wonder Meryl left him. Poor old bastard indeed.
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Post by Wesker_fan on Jul 1, 2008 10:16:00 GMT -5
Haha, oh God. That sucks.
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Post by redfox on Jul 1, 2008 11:38:04 GMT -5
(Could have done without the package closeups lol) Wasnt it just a coicidence because Big Boss was infirtile as well? I dont really know how the whole cloning thing works.
Solid must have testosterone coming from somewhere because he is always hitting on the ladys Holly White, Mei Ling, Meryl, he did the classic "oops I dropped something" so he could have a gander at Naomis underwear XD he is a randy little bugger.
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Post by Wesker_fan on Jul 1, 2008 12:01:50 GMT -5
Yeah, and he also has a deep voice.
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Post by lucrecia on Jul 1, 2008 14:17:50 GMT -5
poor snake..
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Post by Abusive Owl Җ on Jul 1, 2008 14:52:15 GMT -5
Leave it to Towers to find a story like this, jesus christ.
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Post by Sniper Fox on Jul 1, 2008 17:07:00 GMT -5
SPOILERS: If you are pissed because I insulted a polygon model, then congratulations, you just got trolled. SPOILERS II: If you need sarcasm tags when I refer to technology in MGS,(the land of nanomachines and walking dead people) then congratulations, you have ADD. SPOILERS III: If you actually think that this topic is a crucial part of the story and that the retcon god would actually include details in the game about it, then congratulations, you fail at Metal Gear. Goback2 Halo. SPOILERS IV: This article is an experiment conducted by JD to test if Metal Gear fans can over-analyze something pointless and change their perception of the game's story because of their conclusion. SPOILERS V: If you feel the need to defend the existence of a character's penis, you yourself have doubts about your masculinity. SPOILERS VI: There might be a sequel to this article... I see... An article explaining how some games are actually VR...Maybe the whole Raiden being Link thing should come first... "Ah... I can see into your mind...Why don't you try looking into mine... maybe if you had Absolute Control..."
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Post by redfox on Jul 1, 2008 17:24:23 GMT -5
OMG SUPER SPOILER!!!!! Solid Snake was not a name given to him in Foxhound it was a cruel nickname given to him by his friends at 15 to mock him. I just found it in the 'shit we didnt explain in 4' that just came out on the PSN.
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Post by Ayen on Jul 1, 2008 18:33:36 GMT -5
(Could have done without the package closeups lol) Wasnt it just a coicidence because Big Boss was infirtile as well? I dont really know how the whole cloning thing works. Solid must have testosterone coming from somewhere because he is always hitting on the ladys Holly White, Mei Ling, Meryl, he did the classic "oops I dropped something" so he could have a gander at Naomis underwear XD he is a randy little bugger. Meryl is so freaking hot. Mmmmm! SPOILERS: If you are pissed because I insulted a polygon model, then congratulations, you just got trolled. SPOILERS II: If you need sarcasm tags when I refer to technology in MGS,(the land of nanomachines and walking dead people) then congratulations, you have ADD. SPOILERS III: If you actually think that this topic is a crucial part of the story and that the retcon god would actually include details in the game about it, then congratulations, you fail at Metal Gear. Goback2 Halo. SPOILERS IV: This article is an experiment conducted by JD to test if Metal Gear fans can over-analyze something pointless and change their perception of the game's story because of their conclusion. SPOILERS V: If you feel the need to defend the existence of a character's penis, you yourself have doubts about your masculinity. SPOILERS VI: There might be a sequel to this article... I see... An article explaining how some games are actually VR...Maybe the whole Raiden being Link thing should come first... "Ah... I can see into your mind...Why don't you try looking into mine... maybe if you had Absolute Control..." LOL! You own.
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Post by Teh Chez on Jul 1, 2008 19:39:51 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it just me or does Psycho Mantis look like a bondage freak?
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Post by Yellow Dot on Jul 1, 2008 20:04:38 GMT -5
*ponders for a moment* The man of my dreams... has no penis. I'm so distraught right now!
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Post by Ayen on Jul 1, 2008 20:07:20 GMT -5
*ponders for a moment* The man of my dreams... has no penis. I'm so distraught right now! HAH! Wait a minute... If he doesn't have a penis then how on earth does he pee!?
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Post by Yellow Dot on Jul 1, 2008 20:08:56 GMT -5
Maybe he has a bag...
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Post by Sniper Fox on Jul 1, 2008 21:19:25 GMT -5
Considering the fact that he didn't know he was a clone before MGS1, you'd think he would have killed himself after realizing he didn't have penis which would have been a long ass time before the first game. Plus, Naomi had stripped searched him before Shadow Moses and basically told him that if he was lucky he could strip search her. She must have seen and been Dickmotized by his humongous Big Boss of a penis.
Anyone that actually believes Solid Snake doesn't have a Solid Snake is a morrooooonnnnn (Towers).
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