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You: Heu
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey me
You: Hey you I will
Stranger: Got some good things on sale, stranger!
Stranger: What're ya guyin'?
Stranger: *buyin
You: What're ya buyin?
Stranger: yeah there we go
You: What're ya sellin?
Stranger: I'll buy it at a HIGH price
You: Thanks. . . stRANger. . .
Stranger: anything else that dude says?
You: I got some new ITEMS FEW SALE!
Stranger: ah
You: Er. . .
You: FER
You: Not few. . .
Stranger: yeah
You: Resident Evil 4 was an embarresment.
Stranger: Hey Vegeta uh...what's up?
Stranger: the WII controls totally helped it out
Stranger: everything's better on the little white box
Stranger: now that they designed the controller to do EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MEANT TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE
You: To me it was like putting a pair of glasses on a piece of shit.
Stranger: sophisticated
You: Sure it looks better, but it's still a piece of shit,.
Stranger: you must be a fan of the older ones
Stranger: or just not a fan in general
You: I'm a HUGE fan of the older ones.
You: Grew up on the games.
Stranger: I saw a dude with an Umbrella corp t-shirt a few days ago
Stranger: niiiice
You: I saw an Asian wearing one. I wanted to steal it from him.
Stranger: good thing you didn't
You: I have a black T-shirt for REmake.
Stranger: woulda ended up dead
You: Asian's can only fight with swords and the such
Stranger: he'd Jet Li your ass
You: I'm a fuckin boxer, I'd Mike Tyson his ass.
Stranger: first console I got was an n64...
Stranger: got some world records on SW Episode 1: racer
Stranger:
You: lol
You: Nice.
Stranger: NO LIFE
Stranger: WHAT DO I DOOOOO
You: No life, or WORLD RECORD?
Stranger: all of the above
Stranger: the former means nothing
You: lol
Stranger: Then I found out I need to prove it and capture my laps on digital video
You: I'm planning on beating the record for RE3
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUu
Stranger: speed run?
You: Yep
Stranger: go for it, man
Stranger: you got a supporter
You: I can get it in about 1:40
Stranger: holy shit...
You: I think the record is like 1L27
You: 1:27
Stranger: oh, 1 HOUR
Stranger: I thought like, 1 minute 27 seconds
You: Oh, fuck no lol
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: knife only, right?
Stranger: gotta make it fun
You: Only way to do it man
Stranger: hell yeah
You: You wouldn't happen to be one of my /b/rothers would you?
Stranger: rule no. 1 bro?
Stranger: eh, we're in a private chat
You: It's safe here.
Stranger: no one follows that rule anyway
You: How do you think /b/ gets so popular lol
Stranger: totally watched V for Vendetta last night
Stranger: seriously
You: I've never watched it to be honest.
Stranger: do, it's actually a very good film on its own
Stranger: plus, the monologue with all the V-words is a fucking epic quote
You: Nice.
You: Last movie I saw was the Resident Evil movie.
You: First one.
Stranger: eh, game-movies almost always end up a pile of ass
Stranger: BUT NOT SUPER MARIO BROS
Stranger: LOLOLOL
You: The first RE movie wasn't that bad.
You: And dude, the Super Mario Bros movie was FUCKING EPIC BEYOND ALL BELIEF!
Stranger: Daaaaamn right
Stranger: oh god that movie gives me nightmares
Stranger: so terrible
You: lol
You: No, a worse movie is Detour
Stranger: I'm kinda new around /b/ tho
You: We're all newfags to start.
Stranger: friends introduced me lol
You: I'm still getting back into it.
You: Your friends are assholes lol
Stranger: yeah yeah Scientology and Pedobear and all that shit
You: Yeah
Stranger: my life has been ruined
You: I used to go a few years ago, but I somehow escaped /b/ and just got back to it a month or two ago.
Stranger: you have escaped its clutches
You: But it came back to me.
You: I have failed.
Stranger: high five
You: Oh yeah!
You: High five for failing in life!
Stranger: /b/rethren unite
Stranger: /slap
Stranger: you trollin' or just hangin out here
You: I was trollin for a while.
You: But then I got bored cause I ran out of shit.
Stranger: I just can't start with anything good
Stranger: damn morals and values...I have no material!
You: lol
You: Tell'em you fucked your cousin when you were drunk.
You: I did that one, I told some guy I found out on the day of my mothers funeral that I had pancreatic cancer.
Stranger: one guy I talked to started the chat with "CUMSHOT!"
Stranger: cool dude
You: I talked about how I want to fuck Jesus in the ass.
You: Just make up something random as shit and you'll find shit to say.
Stranger: I'll give YOU a revelation!
Stranger: YAAAAHHH
You: lol
Stranger: er...Hebrews?
Stranger: fail
Stranger: it's kinda fun meeting Chinese people here
You: Jews = genocide = Win
You: I always meet Koreans here.
You: It pisses me off so I tell them to have fun with sars.
Stranger: I suppose it's about midday over there now
You: Where are you from Stranger?
Stranger: WI
You: Wisconsin!?
Stranger: god it's almost 2am
Stranger: I need some fucking sleep
Stranger: tomorrow it's brb Church
You: Dude, I'm in fuckin Minnesota.
Stranger: nice
You: Mid-West for the win!
Stranger: Yeah cowshit and flat boring landscapes!
Stranger: nah I love it here
You: Fuckin Minnesota has some good shit.
You: Well, good music.
You: Wisconsin has. . . good cheese.
Stranger: man, what the hell good bands came out of Wisconsin
Stranger: besides Polka bands...
You: Dude, you guys have cheese.
Stranger: hell yeah we got cheese
Stranger: Colby ftw
You: Fuck yes.
Stranger: one time I ate the wax
Stranger: eeeeeeew
Stranger: not cheese
You: lol
You: That's like eating the plastic wrap on sausage. . .
Stranger: did that too...
Stranger: dude, you like Prog?
You: Certain bands.
Stranger: Going to the ProgNation show in Milwaukee
You: Who's playing?
Stranger: great lineup this year
Stranger: uh...
Stranger: Zappa plays Zappa is co-headlining with DT
Stranger: then the openers are Bigelf and Scale the Summit
Stranger: StS is all instrumental...that shit's amazing
You: Damn
Stranger: best stuff since Liquid Tension Experiment
Stranger: imo
You: Liquid Tension fuck yes!
Stranger: Dude!
You: Dude, Dream Theater is the shit
Stranger: listened to the new Album?
You: No
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: most balanced one since Awake
You: You listen to the new-ish DT?
Stranger: I prefer the older stuff...
You: Systematic Chaos is pretty good I think.
Stranger: which is kinda what the new is sounding like; they've gone back to their roots somewhat
Stranger: man, you gotta love the old stuff
Stranger: Holy shit LaBrie...
You: A little different
You: Russell Allen is better
Stranger: uh oh...
Stranger: you didn't...
You: Russell Allen's voice is pure sex in my ears.
Stranger: lol DT is probably my favorite band ever.
Stranger: of all time/
You: I love DT, but I think Symphony X is better.
Stranger: They've covered Symphony X in the new album
Stranger: part of The Oddysey I think
You: What song?
You: Oh fuck
You: I have to hear this
Stranger: it's simply amazing
Stranger: torrent dat shot, bro!
Stranger: *shit
You: The Odyessy is 24 minutes of sex.
Stranger: man, where's everyone going to go now that TPB has gone to hell
Stranger: I got a Demonoid account for now...
You: Do you think that the DT cover would be on YouTube?
Stranger: doubtful...try it though
You: Black Clouds is the name of the CD right?
Stranger: oop, I lied
You: I think I'm listening to it right now
Stranger: they covered "oddysey" by the Dixie Dregs
You: Yeah
You: I'm depressed now
Stranger: sorry mate
You: You do know that Allen and LaBrie did a song together right?
Stranger:
You: Well, Allen came in during a verse.
Stranger: oh.me.doge
Stranger: *my
You: They covered a Pantera song
Stranger: damn I can't type I'm getting tired
You: I'm wide awake, just sucks I have work tomorrow.
You: But yeah, they covered. . . Fuck, I forgot the name of the song
Stranger: I couldn't get a job this summer...
Stranger: but good thing I graduated from HS lol
You: Same here
You: When did you graduate?
Stranger: just this year
Stranger: I'm probably a hell of a lot younger than you I'm guessing
You: Same here man.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sweet
You: lol
You: I know
You: This is bad ass.
You: Dude, you're the /b/rother that I wish I had.
Stranger: LET'S MAKE OUT
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: okay here's a good question...
Stranger: Wii/360/PS3/PC?
Stranger: what's your primary
Stranger: or fav
You: 360
You: Only cause my PC sucks
Stranger: PC...because mine eats little children's souls
You: I wish mine would rape children, but it's a piece.
Stranger: time for an upgrade
Stranger: I waited seven years with nothing but an old Compaq
You: That's what I have. . .
Stranger: I finally broke down and went on a spending spree
You: I'd go on a spending spree but I have no money cause of bills.
Stranger: I figure I'm probably going to spend less on a PC with free games than on a cheap console while having to buy everything
You: Yeah
Stranger: well I suppose I could mod it
Stranger: but I'm a wreck with solder
You: lol
You: I'd mod my box but too much shit to do.
Stranger: if the Wii had a decent online service...
Stranger: better games...
Stranger: and DLC worth giving a shit about...
Stranger: like Smash Bros stuff
Stranger: it would be awesome
Stranger: seriously, EVERYONE would be all over some extra characters and stages
You: Hell yteah
Stranger: Megaman...?
You: I'm trying to buy a Wii so I can get RE:UC and SSBB
Stranger: final smash must be the Landmaster tho
Stranger: no exceptions
Stranger: you know UC is a rail shooter, right?
You: Sadly. . . yes.
You: I want to get that and DC when it comes out
Stranger: DC?
You: Darkside Chronicals
Stranger: ah, I'm a little behind on new game news
Stranger: except for Mass Effect 2
Stranger: /pleasures himself
You: It covers 2 and CVX along with a special scenario for Leon in South Africa
You: OH god yes.
Stranger: ooooh...yeeeeahhh
You: ME2 will have me masturbating to the intro
Stranger: most definitely
You: So will Dea Rising 2
Stranger: I killed Ashley...
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: WHY did I do that
You: lol
Stranger: Kaidan blows ass
You: Kaidan?
Stranger: Alenko...
Stranger: he's your half biotic half tech guy who sounds like Samwise the Brave
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: first guy in the party
You: Yeah
You: I forgot what we were talking about for a second.
Stranger: scroll up, lol
You: Yeah, I killed Ashley too
Stranger: nooooooo
Stranger: maybe it's because we're both secretly gay
You: I'm not secretly gay. . .
Stranger: I'm not either...
Stranger: <_<
Stranger: >_>
You: I'M OPENLY GAY
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: WOOOO
Stranger: raindrops keep fallin' on my head...
Stranger: eh I don't really know too many gay songs
Stranger: that aren't Beastman vs. Skeletor or What What in the Butt
You: Dude, Raindrops is a badass song.
Stranger: exactly my point...I get it all wrong
You: Raindrops keep fallin on my head. But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin red. Cryin's not for me. . .
You: BJ Thomas is the shit
Stranger: not as much as Cosby
Stranger: he loves the Jazz
You: Or Burt Bacharach.
Stranger: AH AH AH
Stranger: /Cosby laugh
You: lol
You: Dude, you have to love old music.
Stranger: Cosby Bebop is my ringtone
Stranger:
You: lol!
Stranger: oh yeah, old music is good music
Stranger: I love old TV jingles
Stranger: now everything's the same...some women with smooth voices in harmony stating the business and their one-line slogan
Stranger: what happened to the Palmolive Pixies??
Stranger: WHYYYYY
You: lol
You: No
You: A better one would be. . .
Stranger: I never got my Beauty bath
You: What happened to the Waynes Bros?
You: WWWHHHHYYY!!!!!
?
Stranger: My Wife and Kids happened
You: We weren't even given a final episode like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You: What, are we only allowed ONE black show at a time?
You: Of course, this was all before BET.
Stranger: Whatchoo talkin 'bout?
Stranger: true
Stranger: I was so pissed when BET took over the channel that G4 was on
Stranger: at least on my network
You: BET and G4 are seperate channels for me
Stranger: yeah G4's way up there in the astronomical numbers now
You: Yeah
You: I like BET though.
Stranger: not that I'm gonna spend all night watching Attack of the Show or something -_-
You: Where else am I going to watch Wayne's Bros, The Jaime Fox Show, In Living Color (WHICH IS WHERE JIM CARREY STARTED!) and the DL Hugley Show
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
Stranger: groovy
You: Fuck yes!
You: That was the shit back in the day.
Stranger: that WAS the shit
Stranger: that and Magic School Bus
You: Dude, I love you
Stranger: I love you too man
Stranger: this is awesome
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: <3 Omegle
You: Dude, what else was badass from the 90's?
Stranger: Absolutely no popular music whatsoever
You: Dude, Sugar Ray lol
Stranger: ...maybe
Stranger: hmm, the 90s
Stranger: Kindergarten was badass
You: Yes it was lol
Stranger: uh...Bush Sr.?
You: Too early.
Stranger: dude I have no fucking idea
You: Power Rangers?
Stranger: I never got into it...
Stranger: POKEMON
Stranger: OH FUCK YES
You: Pokemon is still out though.
Stranger: it was only good in the 90s
You: Yeah
Stranger: i.e. 98-99
Stranger: first season
You: Yeah
Stranger: dude, some of those episodes were pretty serious
Stranger: like the Poseidon Adventure one with the Gyarados
You: Yeah, fuckin people almost died in that show
You: OH WAIT!
You: SPIDER-MAN@!
Stranger: Spider man, Spider man...
Stranger: does whatever a Spider man does
Stranger: heh I can't remember the lyrics
You: Neither can I.
Stranger: Dude, I'm out of material
Stranger: this conversation was great tho
You: Yeah
You: Hey
You: I know a pretty cool Resident Evil board if you wanna check it out
Stranger: link?
You:
www.umbrellaincforums.comYou: If you join, tell'em that Jesse sent you.
Stranger: nice
Stranger:
www.lemonparty.org?Stranger: sick of high gas prices?
You:
www.tubgirl.com?Stranger: man, my friends always try and 1-up each other on shock sites
You: lol
You: Best site is,
www.bestgore.comStranger: is it like, funny or just gross
You: It's all gore.
You: Some are funny on how they die.
You: But it's all real deaths.
Stranger: yeah unless it's BME I don't really like it
You: Nothing like shit or peeing on people or anything.
Stranger:
You: BME is on it I thinki.
You: It's just a huge site of gore.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sounds pretty gross lol
You: It's good.
You: I like that site quite a bit
Stranger: well, nice talkin to you /b/ro
You: Of course.
You: But yeah, check that forum out and join if you wany.
You: It's pretty cool.
Stranger: umbrellaincforums...
Stranger: I'll keep it bookmarked
You: Peace /b/rother
Stranger: peace
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