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Post by Mattchu on Feb 15, 2008 0:23:00 GMT -5
Title says it all, ask, and you shall receive...
Why am I too lazy to put this bag clip away that has been in front of me for hours?
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Post by Ronin Fox on Feb 15, 2008 0:37:11 GMT -5
Because an evil goblin cast a lazy-spell on you.
Why do I suddenly have the desire to eat ridiculous amounts of candy?
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Post by Mattchu on Feb 15, 2008 2:03:02 GMT -5
Dur! Because you have fifty posts.
If pikachu walked up to you, and poked you in the ass with a stick, what would you do?
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Post by Drew on Feb 15, 2008 2:17:33 GMT -5
shoot him xD
how big is god?
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Post by redfox on Feb 15, 2008 5:41:47 GMT -5
About as big as the left Jill on your sig maybe slightly bigger.
why do tears taste like the sea?
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Post by Drew on Feb 15, 2008 17:44:30 GMT -5
cuz the men bring it to ur eyes
were am i?
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Post by Ronin Fox on Feb 15, 2008 22:11:21 GMT -5
You're in Disneyland.
How many Chris Redfields does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Post by Drew on Feb 15, 2008 23:09:59 GMT -5
none Chris dosent need a lightbulb
how long do rocks live for
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Alice Abernathy
Zombie
[M:0]
"Was that how you thought all my dreams were gonna come true?"
Posts: 18
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Post by Alice Abernathy on Feb 18, 2008 20:45:24 GMT -5
2 hours
Why am I still talking?
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Post by Ayen on Feb 18, 2008 20:47:46 GMT -5
Because the bomb in your belly explodes when you stop.
Why isn't the sky silver instead of blue?
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Post by Holla-saurus rex on Feb 18, 2008 20:52:54 GMT -5
Because then they'd run out of silver markers like they do blue markers at the god damn store.
Why is Holly such a twat?
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Post by Mattchu on Feb 26, 2008 17:16:40 GMT -5
O____________________________________________o
Who are you?
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Post by J to the A to the C to the K on Feb 26, 2008 17:18:33 GMT -5
A gay leprachaun from pakistan. Why am i retarded?
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Post by Mattchu on Feb 26, 2008 17:20:08 GMT -5
Because you have two guns pointed at everyone who sees your sig on this forum.
Why is there Christmas songs going through mah head?
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Post by redfox on Feb 28, 2008 14:16:51 GMT -5
Because you are about to get laid.
whats on TV?
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