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Post by zombiexdave on Apr 23, 2008 23:27:00 GMT -5
aha! for my favorite in my series of stories, haha.
The Boy That Leaked
As hard as he tried, he could not hide, when he drinks water, it comes out his sides.
He was very embarrassed. The water would vomit, on his clothes and his hands. Until one day he'd got it.
"I know now," he said, "What I have to do. I'll duct tape my torso, and plug it with corks too."
Of course! An idea, that made so much sense. He gave it more thought, and in the corks went.
"It worked," he shouted, "I can finally drink water!" as he placed an empty glass right on the counter.
His tummy was rumbling, "This cannot be good. I'll put on more duct tape. That'll work, it should."
He wrapped and he wrapped, until he looked most bloated. His tummy still rumbled, and then he exploded.
THE END!
2/4
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Post by Arkangel™ on Apr 27, 2008 11:46:25 GMT -5
hahahahahaha dam dave your writings have seriouse humor hahaha...nice peice of work their man..nice peice
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Post by zombiexdave on Apr 27, 2008 13:24:50 GMT -5
haha...it's slightly morbid humor though.
but i like it that way.
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Post by Wesker_fan on Apr 27, 2008 13:25:33 GMT -5
Haha, this is by far your best one.
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Post by zombiexdave on Apr 27, 2008 13:32:29 GMT -5
just cause it's so epically ended, haha.
and it's a little more comical than all the others.
and short sweet and to the point.
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