Post by Wesker_fan on Jul 2, 2008 1:53:49 GMT -5
We had this going at the old forum, and I thought we should get it going again. Here we go.
Burgersprinkles, the horse, was out in the field, enjoying the cool summer breeze. His tail swatted away the flies that swarmed around his butt. It was a hot summer day, and Burgersprinkles was out taking a walk.
"Moo!" Said Burgersprinkles. Or whatever the fuck horses say.
He began to gallop majestically through the field that his farm was built upon.
"PPPPFFPPHTPFPHT!" Said his butthole as he shot out a projectile spray of crap just like all horses do, even when they're giving someone a ride. I mean, come on. You're trying to enjoy your horseback ride, and the stupid ass horse won't even wait till it's over to take a shit. What's their problem?
"Time to go inside, Burgersprinkles!" Said the friendly farmer that owned him.
"Alright." Said Burgersprinkles, you know, trying to look cool. He sort of had a thing for the farmer.
Burgerspinkles trotted towards his favorite barn, wondering what adventures awaited him inside.
Burgersprinkles was led by the friendly farmer back to the stable. This was an awesome stable. Not one of those ones that smells like farts all the time. One of the good ones.
"Burgersprinkles, we're moving your spot in the stable. We've got a new horse coming in.
"Okay, where is it?" Burgersprinkles asked.
"Over there, next to Chuck's." The farmer replied happily.
"...You've got to be shitting me." Burgersprinkles whined.
"What? What's wrong with that stable?" The farmer asked obliviously.
"What the fuck do you mean, what's wrong? Chuck is the most obnoxious horse I've ever met!" Burgersprinkles yelled angrily.
"Are you questioning my authority? Now you get your smelly ass in that stable!" And with that, the friendly farmer gave Burgersprinkles a friendly jab with his MAGICAL CATTLE PROD.
Burgersprikles reluctantly moved into his new stable. Chuck immediately turned his head towards Burgersprinkles.
"Uuuhh, whatcha doin'?" Chuck said in his low, slightly retarded voice. I mean, have you ever heard that guy from David and Goliath? The one that goes "Uhhh, I don't know, Davy..."? He sounds kind of like that, but with a slightly deeper voice. Yeah, just like that.
"Pu fpupid fawmer mooved me here." Burgersprinkles muttered.
"Duhhh... why you talking like that?"
"Ecause I can't fell hav of my face ecause he phocked me wiff his cattle pod."
After a couple hours, Bugersprinkles was able to talk normally. Chuck resumed his interrogation.
"So Bawgersprinkles, why did the fawmer move you here?"
"I don't know, Chuck."
"Why?"
"I just don't."
"Why?"
"I just don't!"
"...Why?"
"Just shut up, Chuck! I want to just sit here for a while."
"Auu duh... Okay." Chuck still stood there, his head poking into Burgersprinkle's section of the stable, eyes wide, never breaking eye contact. Burgersprinkles could feel his warm, smelly breath on his face.
"This new place fucking sucks..." Burgersprinkles sobbed.
Burgersprinkles, the horse, was out in the field, enjoying the cool summer breeze. His tail swatted away the flies that swarmed around his butt. It was a hot summer day, and Burgersprinkles was out taking a walk.
"Moo!" Said Burgersprinkles. Or whatever the fuck horses say.
He began to gallop majestically through the field that his farm was built upon.
"PPPPFFPPHTPFPHT!" Said his butthole as he shot out a projectile spray of crap just like all horses do, even when they're giving someone a ride. I mean, come on. You're trying to enjoy your horseback ride, and the stupid ass horse won't even wait till it's over to take a shit. What's their problem?
"Time to go inside, Burgersprinkles!" Said the friendly farmer that owned him.
"Alright." Said Burgersprinkles, you know, trying to look cool. He sort of had a thing for the farmer.
Burgerspinkles trotted towards his favorite barn, wondering what adventures awaited him inside.
Burgersprinkles was led by the friendly farmer back to the stable. This was an awesome stable. Not one of those ones that smells like farts all the time. One of the good ones.
"Burgersprinkles, we're moving your spot in the stable. We've got a new horse coming in.
"Okay, where is it?" Burgersprinkles asked.
"Over there, next to Chuck's." The farmer replied happily.
"...You've got to be shitting me." Burgersprinkles whined.
"What? What's wrong with that stable?" The farmer asked obliviously.
"What the fuck do you mean, what's wrong? Chuck is the most obnoxious horse I've ever met!" Burgersprinkles yelled angrily.
"Are you questioning my authority? Now you get your smelly ass in that stable!" And with that, the friendly farmer gave Burgersprinkles a friendly jab with his MAGICAL CATTLE PROD.
Burgersprikles reluctantly moved into his new stable. Chuck immediately turned his head towards Burgersprinkles.
"Uuuhh, whatcha doin'?" Chuck said in his low, slightly retarded voice. I mean, have you ever heard that guy from David and Goliath? The one that goes "Uhhh, I don't know, Davy..."? He sounds kind of like that, but with a slightly deeper voice. Yeah, just like that.
"Pu fpupid fawmer mooved me here." Burgersprinkles muttered.
"Duhhh... why you talking like that?"
"Ecause I can't fell hav of my face ecause he phocked me wiff his cattle pod."
After a couple hours, Bugersprinkles was able to talk normally. Chuck resumed his interrogation.
"So Bawgersprinkles, why did the fawmer move you here?"
"I don't know, Chuck."
"Why?"
"I just don't."
"Why?"
"I just don't!"
"...Why?"
"Just shut up, Chuck! I want to just sit here for a while."
"Auu duh... Okay." Chuck still stood there, his head poking into Burgersprinkle's section of the stable, eyes wide, never breaking eye contact. Burgersprinkles could feel his warm, smelly breath on his face.
"This new place fucking sucks..." Burgersprinkles sobbed.
