Your cell phone just exploded

[Wesker_fan]

I saw this thread... somewhere else, and I decided I'd try it here.

Pretend your cell phone just exploded. Everything within one foot of it is destroyed. Everything 2 inches further is burned or cut from shrapnel. How do you come out?

Me: My right thigh is completely gone, and my right hand is burned.

[Deadeas]

Eh, let's see...I'm fine, because I haven't carried my cell phone for a few weeks, and I don't know where it is.

[Yellow Dot]

I guess I don't have a pelvis or a pair of legs anymore. I usually use my cell for txting... the pocket is the best place to keep it in class.

[J to the A to the C to the K]

I shouldn't have been taking pictures of my penis at the time

So bye bye mr winky. =[

Uhh, I normally keep my cell phone in shirt pocket, most of the left side of my body destroyed. and or burned.

[stealth-killer]

I live! but my lamp is gone, and my bedside table thing

[Wesker_fan]

Fuck, you had to bump this thread, DIDN'T YOU?

Well, I just lost my right arm. THANKS TOM! Do you know how hard this was to type with my left hand? I'll tell you how hard! Exactly twice as hard as typing it with two hands!

[stealth-killer]

well...I guess since my table got taken out....my floor must have been taken out now...or my table magically fixed itself and it got blown up again -_-

[Teh Chez]

No idea how things go for me. No idea where it is. Put it away after I decided to kill it's service in order to visit my local merchant of death more often.

[Eric]

OMG it just killed my dad. Sweet. lol.