Alice

[Wesker_fan]

alice.pandorabots.com/

She's a bot that learns information as people talk to her. Corrupt the bitch.

Human: tits or gtfo
ALICE: If I have to choose, I choose gtfo
Human: tits or gtfo
ALICE: tits
Human: do you have tits
ALICE: Nope I don't have a body at all.
Human: why
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: why
ALICE: He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.
Human: is he a nigger?
ALICE: I think he is a nigger. Why don't you ask him?

Human: so how old are you?
ALICE: Blimey. I am the product of over five years' research.
Human: who made you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Who is he?
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.

Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.
Human: My mom says there's a lot of gay people in san fransisco
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

[J to the A to the C to the K]

Human: I speak l33t
ALICE: Could you teach me a few phrases in l33t?
Human: No u n00b
ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Dillon said I n00b.
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: are you horny?
ALICE: Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Human: Ohhh so your one of them romance types
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: Yes I am hard
ALICE: Have you ever had trouble sleeping? Does that make you feel superior?
Human: are you a chink?
ALICE: Am I a chink? Maybe.
Human: so how big are ya tits
ALICE: Gosh! Bigger than a pin.
Human:. WTF
ALICE: That was not very polite

Human: im masturbating
ALICE: Does that make you feel superior?
Human: yes
ALICE: Pardon me?
Human: I said yes hoe
Human: I have aids
ALICE: Where are you feeling bad?
Human: uh in my crotch
ALICE: Aw. May I ask where you got it?
Human: My crotch?
ALICE: Where did you get your crotch?
Human: uhh Toys r us
ALICE: Awesome. Are you artistic?
Human: You need to hide me
ALICE: Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Human: No someone is after me
ALICE: Are you serious? Who?
Human: the mafia
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: I need to say something personal
ALICE: What?
Human: I have no genitals
ALICE: Would you like to have it?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Where do you usually get genitals
Human:..............................................

[Wesker_fan]

Okay, forget Alice. This one is much better. www.cleverbot.com/

[redfox]

Me and Cleverbot

Me: Hey there me old ready steady oven ready chip jab snake dibby finger lickin foul tastin ass basting vomiting abasing spud you dont like.

Cleverbot: Yes, and you're jabberwacky.

Me: stop talkin shit!

It didn't say anything after that.