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Post by The Angry Building on Feb 27, 2009 4:12:20 GMT -5
Stories about things you have destroyed. I have smashed a LOT
Soda machine
Lightsaber in a wall
Desks at school
Windows
Stretch Armstrong
Numerous Glass objects
Doors
My sanity and those around me
Bench at the zoo
Kid's Arm
Tear Duct
Tom's Bedtime
This Thread
Ah the list goes on
Post your acts of destruction and a story if you want. I'll post stories as they are requested or else this post would be a book.
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Post by Lost Remnant on Feb 27, 2009 4:33:46 GMT -5
Back when I was around eight or nine or so, maybe younger. My dad would let the back yard weeds grow riduclously big, because it was such a huge yard. It got so bad it looked like you left animal crossing for a month and came back.
Whenever he said he was going to mow the lawn, I'd take my brothers football action figures and toss them around the yard. My dad would mow over them and destory them, my brother would ask where they were and I played dumb.
My dad also had a small statue of Lincion like at the memorial. I was pissed off one day, threw it to the ground as hard as I could and the head popped off and slammed into the wall. I couldn't sit down for a good three days after that.
Ninja edit: Also, once when I younger I spent months building this awesome lego cruiser and I showed this kid I knew named Zack. For all intents and purposes lets call him cuntface. I went over to his house and showed him, he slammed it on the ground and laughed. I started to fuck up his room, A LOT.
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Post by The Angry Building on Feb 27, 2009 4:47:48 GMT -5
My dad also had a small statue of Lincion like at the memorial. I was pissed off one day, threw it to the ground as hard as I could and the head popped off and slammed into the wall. I couldn't sit down for a good three days after that.  I can fix that statue for you. I just need a picture of it. Go ask Hannibal for where to find one. |
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Post by Lost Remnant on Feb 27, 2009 6:17:09 GMT -5
 "Hey you seen any slaves around here?" |
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Post by The Angry Building on Feb 27, 2009 6:24:37 GMT -5
 Maaaaat..Maaaaat...Yooouu Killlled meeeee!! |
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Post by Lost Remnant on Feb 27, 2009 6:27:35 GMT -5
 Motherfucker looked at me cross ways. |
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Post by The Angry Building on Feb 27, 2009 6:28:52 GMT -5
Don't hit mah butt!
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Post by Lost Remnant on Feb 27, 2009 6:29:33 GMT -5
Motherfucker cheated!
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Post by The Angry Building on Feb 27, 2009 7:22:13 GMT -5
Suck my Presidential cock, Bitch!
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Post by Wesker_fan on Feb 27, 2009 8:44:24 GMT -5
Abe Lincoln actually got hammered in the ass so much that he died of being hammered in the ass.
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Post by redfox on Feb 27, 2009 12:12:43 GMT -5
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Post by Teh Chez on Feb 27, 2009 19:03:46 GMT -5
Oh the irony.... Posting a picture of Batman and Robin while people are talking about Lincoln and ghey secks. If you don't get why Lincoln gets yanked into this sh*tstorm... Let's just say he might have been the first "log cabin republican" if you catch my drift.... |
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Post by The Angry Building on Feb 27, 2009 23:23:32 GMT -5
Gay shit while trying to be funny I'd like to see you post one good thing, EVER! |
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Post by redfox on Feb 28, 2009 4:48:31 GMT -5
Gay shit while trying to be funny I'd like to see you post one good thing, EVER! Uh oh have I enraged the mighty towers? |
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