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Post by Niiick on May 16, 2009 10:53:29 GMT -5
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Post by Wesker_fan on May 16, 2009 17:36:42 GMT -5
So it's FML for text messages?
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Post by Niiick on May 17, 2009 16:23:35 GMT -5
Basically. I kind of like this site more though.
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Post by stealth-killer on May 18, 2009 2:34:42 GMT -5
"(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out."
....win
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Post by Sniper Fox on May 18, 2009 5:55:32 GMT -5
"(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out." ....win <3 |
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Post by Drew on May 18, 2009 11:15:25 GMT -5
ahhhh theres alot of good ones xD
(469): Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
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Post by Wesker_fan on May 19, 2009 21:21:54 GMT -5
(917): I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
(740): enter at your own risk
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Post by Drew on May 19, 2009 21:39:20 GMT -5
(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
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Post by Wesker_fan on May 21, 2009 22:23:57 GMT -5
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Post by Drew on May 22, 2009 0:32:50 GMT -5
(325): i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
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