Post by zombiexdave on Apr 23, 2008 23:27:00 GMT -5
aha! for my favorite in my series of stories, haha.
The Boy That Leaked
As hard as he tried,
he could not hide,
when he drinks water,
it comes out his sides.
He was very embarrassed.
The water would vomit,
on his clothes and his hands.
Until one day he'd got it.
"I know now," he said,
"What I have to do.
I'll duct tape my torso,
and plug it with corks too."
Of course! An idea,
that made so much sense.
He gave it more thought,
and in the corks went.
"It worked," he shouted,
"I can finally drink water!"
as he placed an empty glass
right on the counter.
His tummy was rumbling,
"This cannot be good.
I'll put on more duct tape.
That'll work, it should."
He wrapped and he wrapped,
until he looked most bloated.
His tummy still rumbled,
and then he exploded.
THE END!
2/4
The Boy That Leaked
As hard as he tried,
he could not hide,
when he drinks water,
it comes out his sides.
He was very embarrassed.
The water would vomit,
on his clothes and his hands.
Until one day he'd got it.
"I know now," he said,
"What I have to do.
I'll duct tape my torso,
and plug it with corks too."
Of course! An idea,
that made so much sense.
He gave it more thought,
and in the corks went.
"It worked," he shouted,
"I can finally drink water!"
as he placed an empty glass
right on the counter.
His tummy was rumbling,
"This cannot be good.
I'll put on more duct tape.
That'll work, it should."
He wrapped and he wrapped,
until he looked most bloated.
His tummy still rumbled,
and then he exploded.
THE END!
2/4
