Post by Holla-saurus rex on Jul 5, 2008 19:45:26 GMT -5
(Jul 05-18:52) JMann: Can you download the original Harvest Moon?
(Jul 05-18:53) Tanner: not sure, I'll check
(Jul 05-18:57) JMann: HURRY!
(Jul 05-18:57) JMann: For fucks sake.
(Jul 05-18:57) JMann: You take forever.
(Jul 05-18:57) Tanner: I wasn't near my Wii before
(Jul 05-18:57) JMann: Jesus tap dancing Christ.
(Jul 05-18:58) JMann: What'd you take a shit and make a sandwich?
(Jul 05-18:58) stealth-killer: haha
(Jul 05-18:58) stealth-killer: I want a sandwich -_-
(Jul 05-18:58) JMann: I could've ran a marathon with Carlos up my ass before you finished looking.
(Jul 05-18:58) Tanner: For fucks sake, this girl will not get the message that I'm not interested
(Jul 05-18:59) stealth-killer: karate chop her in the face
(Jul 05-18:59) JMann: Good idea.
(Jul 05-18:59) Tanner: she lives like 45 minutes away
(Jul 05-18:59) Tanner: I would need ridiculously long arms to do it.
(Jul 05-19:00) JMann: Drive to her than bitch slap her because you had to go so far.
(Jul 05-19:00) Tanner: she probably wouldn't get the message then, either.
(Jul 05-19:00) JMann: Hell, I'd slap her.
(Jul 05-19:00) Tanner: she texts me about 15 times a day.
(Jul 05-19:00) Tanner: probably more, actually.
(Jul 05-19:00) Tanner: just asking random shit
(Jul 05-19:01) Tanner: what my favorite color is
(Jul 05-19:01) stealth-killer: tell her to have a limit to your texting and she's making you go over your limit
(Jul 05-19:05) stealth-killer: wtf, Soul Calibur ONLINE
(Jul 05-19:05) JMann: lol
(Jul 05-19:05) stealth-killer: ...I win >_>
(Jul 05-19:05) JMann: Soul Calibur!
(Jul 05-19:05) stealth-killer: Xbox Live Arcade
(Jul 05-19:05) JMann: Is it on there?
(Jul 05-19:05) stealth-killer: yeah
(Jul 05-19:05) JMann: OH! OH MY GOD!
(Jul 05-19:05) JMann: brb
(Jul 05-19:05) JMann: I gotta clean my pants.
(Jul 05-19:05) stealth-killer: haha
(Jul 05-19:06) Tanner: Jesse, which HM did you want me to look up again?
(Jul 05-19:06) Tanner: was it on NES or SNES?
(Jul 05-19:06) stealth-killer: NESSS
(Jul 05-19:06) Tanner: was there one on SNES?
(Jul 05-19:06) JMann: Snes.
(Jul 05-19:06) JMann: Had to switch my boxers.
(Jul 05-19:06) stealth-killer: SNES*
(Jul 05-19:07) Tanner: wtf
(Jul 05-19:07) Tanner: The SNES one is the ONLY one on there.
(Jul 05-19:07) Tanner: Fuck
(Jul 05-19:07) JMann: YES!
(Jul 05-19:07) Tanner: I wanted the 64 version
(Jul 05-19:07) JMann: GET IT!
(Jul 05-19:07) stealth-killer: owned
(Jul 05-19:08) JMann: The Snes one is the most addictive game.
(Jul 05-19:08) JMann: . . . EVER
(Jul 05-19:09) JMann: What the FUCK!?
(Jul 05-19:09) JMann: James Rolfe apologized!?
(Jul 05-19:09) Tanner: For what?
(Jul 05-19:10) JMann: 'I'd rather drink Buffalo shizz. Yes, it's a combonation of shit and jizz. I know it's foul, sorry.'
(Jul 05-19:13) Tanner: he's apologized for a couple things
(Jul 05-19:16) Tanner: Might go watch Cloverfield in a bit.
(Jul 05-19:16) Tanner: You know what movie I think should be used for the first UIF movie night?
(Jul 05-19:16) stealth-killer: what
(Jul 05-19:17) stealth-killer: Grandmas Boy?
(Jul 05-19:17) stealth-killer: agred
(Jul 05-19:17) stealth-killer: agreed*
(Jul 05-19:17) Tanner: The Dewey Cox Story
(Jul 05-19:17) JMann: Agreed
(Jul 05-19:17) JMann: Whsat!?
(Jul 05-19:17) JMann: Fuck that shit.
(Jul 05-19:17) JMann: Grandma's Boy.
(Jul 05-19:17) Tanner: You obviously haven't seen it.
(Jul 05-19:17) JMann: I have seen it/.
(Jul 05-19:17) stealth-killer: yeah, I'll pass on that movie night
(Jul 05-19:17) JMann: I fucking hate John C. Riley.
(Jul 05-19:17) JMann: Or whatever his name is.
(Jul 05-19:17) JMann: So, fuck you Tanner with your, 'o uz obvuzly neva seen itz'
(Jul 05-19:18) Tanner: Dewey, listen. I'm cut in half pretty bad. You gotta go tell Pa.
(Jul 05-19:18) JMann: I hope he dies.
(Jul 05-19:18) JMann: I don't know how he keeps getting movies.
(Jul 05-19:19) JMann: It's like Dane Cook.
(Jul 05-19:19) JMann: How has he been in as many as he's been in without anyone trying to kill him?
(Jul 05-19:19) Tanner: he got killed in this one movie.
(Jul 05-19:20) Tanner: www.youtube.com/watch?v=57DdviStOfo
(Jul 05-19:20) Tanner: fuck, messed it up
(Jul 05-19:20) JMann: . . .
(Jul 05-19:20) JMann: You cock,.
(Jul 05-19:20) Tanner: www.youtube.com/watch?v=57DdviStOFo
(Jul 05-19:21) JMann: This is the only good part of the movie.
(Jul 05-19:21) JMann: That and when he does the cocain.
(Jul 05-19:21) Tanner: What's it do?
(Jul 05-19:21) Tanner: It takes all your bad feelings and turns them into good feelings!
(Jul 05-19:21) Tanner: It's a NIGHTMARE!
(Jul 05-19:23) Tanner: Then
(Jul 05-19:24) Tanner: What are yall doing?
(Jul 05-19:24) Tanner: We're doing pills! Uppers and downers! It's the logical next step for you?
(Jul 05-19:24) Tanner: *not ?
(Jul 05-19:24) Tanner: What are ya'll doin'?
(Jul 05-19:25) Tanner: We're doing medicine for erectile dysfunction! It gives you a boner! If erections last for more than 4 hours, call more ladies!
(Jul 05-19:25) Tanner: I don't want any more of that shit
(Jul 05-19:25) Tanner: Did you hear what I said?! I said it gives you a BONER!
(Jul 05-19:27) Tanner: That was from the movie.
(Jul 05-19:27) JMann: I didn't finish it.
(Jul 05-19:27) JMann: I left the theatre.
(Jul 05-19:27) Tanner: Asshole
(Jul 05-19:28) JMann: Me and my friend were the only ones there a week after it came out.
(Jul 05-19:32) JMann: lol
(Jul 05-19:32) Tanner: haha, that was funny what you posted at QUIF
(Jul 05-19:32) JMann: Mario 3 is a game made by the devil.
(Jul 05-19:36) Tanner: I'm gonna go play some GTA story mode
(Jul 05-19:36) Tanner: I'll keept his open in case one of you needs me
(Jul 05-19:36) JMann: I wish I could. . . but my Xbox is still dead.
(Jul 05-19:36) stealth-killer: I'm going go...do something
(Jul 05-19:36) stealth-killer: idk what
(Jul 05-19:36) stealth-killer: I have nothing to do
(Jul 05-19:36) JMann: It's okay soon. . . we all do it.
(Jul 05-19:36) JMann: *son
(Jul 05-19:37) Tanner: Haha, he thought exactly what I thought
(Jul 05-19:37) JMann: What you do in the privacy of your own room is between you, Tanner, me, and the rest of the UIF.
(Jul 05-19:37) Tanner: hahahahaha
(Jul 05-19:37) stealth-killer: mhmm..
(Jul 05-19:37) JMann: So go jack it to your crazy pr0n
(Jul 05-19:37) JMann: I won't judge you for looking at kiddy porn.
(Jul 05-19:37) JMann: >_>. . . err/.
(Jul 05-19:38) Tanner: God fuck, earlier today when I was doing that, I got one of those stupid messages that it doesn't let you close, where it's like "OMG YOU HAVE 10000 PIECES OF SPYWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER!"
(Jul 05-19:38) JMann: Yeah!
(Jul 05-19:38) JMann: Well, I have a worse story!
(Jul 05-19:38) Tanner: and then it tries to get you to download a spyware sweeper, even though it was obviously a virus because I was using a Mac and it was a windows-style message
(Jul 05-19:39) JMann: One time, when I was about to finish, I randomly thought about the UIF then Adam got into my head.
(Jul 05-19:39) Tanner: HAHAHAHAHA
(Jul 05-19:39) JMann: That little British fuck scared the shit out of me.
(Jul 05-19:39) JMann: Made me fear if I was gay or not.
(Jul 05-19:39) Tanner: hahaha, that's fucking great
(Jul 05-19:40) JMann: Luckily, more random shit came into my head during other times so I just came to the conclusion that I'm just weird and think about random things whilst jacking it.
(Jul 05-19:41) JMann: But every time I talk to him, I get this weird feeling. . . >_>. . .
(Jul 05-19:41) Tanner: Is the feeling located in your pants?
(Jul 05-19:41) JMann: . . . No.,
(Jul 05-19:41) JMann: *cries* YES IT IS!
(Jul 05-19:41) JMann: lol
(Jul 05-19:42) Tanner: I'm gonna go kill black gangsters now
(Jul 05-19:42) JMann: . . .
(Jul 05-19:42) JMann: I'm going to think about what I just said.
(Jul 05-19:45) JMann: I'm putting this on the site!
(Jul 05-19:45) Tanner: Good, that way he'll know how you feel.
(Jul 05-19:45) JMann: lol!
The last part was all a joke though. . . well, the last few lines were.
